Comrades! We are holding a meeting on Saturday to demand that the Natsi 'Tran-Pennine Ramblers Club' be closed down.
The evil Natsis are having a walk across the Pennines. They will be walking from Pendle Hill to Skipton. They will be walking across very rough terrain and have provided no assistance for persons with differently functioning legs and persons without legs. This is clearly discriminatory and offensive.
The Ramber's Club have in past years taken photos of their walks which they have published on their website. This is not only hurtful to persons who are physically disadvantaged, but also to the visually alternative who are unable to view the countryside which the physical elitists have unrestricted access to. We must stop this evil. We demand that all Ramblers Clubs be closed. In their place we demand inclusive Popular Mobility Unions for all. To allow everyone access to the Pennines and other terrains, the natsi scum who have monopolised the countryside will be made to carry those who are unable to walk. This punishment will fit the crime and act as a deterent to those who would arrogantly treat the land as somewhere for them to roam at will.
The meeting starts at Colne Town Hall at 12 O'clock noon. ANaL lolly pops will be provided to bash any fash who try to disrupt our worthy cause.
