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Showing posts with label Governors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Governors. Show all posts
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
"The private dinner my wife and I attended with Roger
Ailes was for the purpose of discussing the relative
merits of the Nutrisystem and Jenny Craig diet plans.
That's all we talked about."
Wednesday, 20 July 2011
John Kasich's Job Approval Rating Drops to 35%;
Governor's Frown Muscles Get Good Workout
Tuesday, 19 July 2011
Governor Mary Fallin Sez: "The power of
animal sacrifice is a wonderful thing, and
I would ask every Oklahoman to look to
a greater power this weekend and sacri-
fice a bull, goat, lamb, or pigeon for rain."
Friday, 15 July 2011
"I was called to the ministry at age 27. Today, the governor's
office is my pulpit, where God has put me at this time to do
his will. So I think that it's time for us to just hand the
government over to God and say, 'God, you're going to
have to fix this.'"
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
Would you like to see Nikki Haley's
'Governor's Report Card'? About as
much as you'd like to see the bubble
gum stuck under the seat at your local
cinema multiplex? Thought so.
Monday, 27 June 2011
"I'm huggable and lovable.
I am not abrasive at all.
I also weigh 150 lbs."
Sunday, 26 June 2011
Millions of dollars of crops are rotting in the fields, thanks
to Georgia's 'Raw Deal'.
Friday, 24 June 2011
When a Christian, like Governor Sam Brownback, gives you
a look like this, you'd better duck and cover.
Wednesday, 22 June 2011
Tuesday, 21 June 2011
Idaho Repubican State Senator John McGee
Gets Drunk,
Steals Truck,
Wrecks It,
Takes Nap,
Decides to Not Run for Governor
Wednesday, 15 June 2011
Texas Governor's Secret Strategy for Bagging GOP
Presidential Nomination Exposed
Saturday, 28 May 2011
"A guy walks into a crowded bar and announces that he's
got a terrific Aggie joke to tell. But before he can start,
Rick Perry says, 'Hold it right there, buddy! I'm an
Aggie!' And the guy says, 'Okay, I'll tell it very, very
slowly'."
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
"Thank you, Florida, for my 29% job
approval rating! If it weren't for you, it
might be even lower! Thank you, thank
you, thank you!"
Saturday, 21 May 2011
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