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Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
"You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me
that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and
terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now
what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god! Just
don't make me watch The Undefeated again!"
Monday, 25 July 2011
After bringing in only $24,000 on 14 screens---that's
$1,714 per screen---during its second week of release, the
Sarah Palin hagiomentary is having its title changed from
The Undefeated to Unconditional Surrender.
Thursday, 21 July 2011
"I want to help the mainstream media. I have a
journalism degree. That is what I studied. I
want to help them build back their reputation.
Hey! Why is everybody laughing?"
Monday, 18 July 2011
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #104
Texans for Sarah Palin
Sunday, 17 July 2011
It makes sense to say, "Harry Potter 'grossed' $91
million on Friday." But does it make sense to say,
"The Undefeated 'grossed' $29,000 on Friday?"
Thursday, 14 July 2011
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
Monday, 11 July 2011
Sarah Palin Sez: "I Can Win the Race for
GrandMILFident of the United States"
Wednesday, 22 June 2011
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
"Remember me, Sarah? I'm one of the better avenging
angels of your nature."
Monday, 13 June 2011
David Mamet says "I'm f—ing f—ed crazy about
Sarah Palin!" He would, wouldn't he?
Vicar Congratulates Sarah Palin for Her Talk on 'Paul
Revere and the Great Boston History Massacre'
Wednesday, 8 June 2011
"What's that?"
"That's Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin
mud wrestling for the Presidency."
"I pity the poor mud!"
Tuesday, 7 June 2011
"Where are you headed today, Ms. Palin?"
"There you go again, asking me one of
those 'Gotcha' questions!"
Monday, 30 May 2011
Member of Hell's Grannies Biker Gang Claims Arthur
Herbert Fonzarelli (aka 'The Fonz') Wasn't Real
Sunday, 29 May 2011
Living in Alaska had been bad enough. But now Sarah Palin
was moving Bullwinkle to Arizona.
"Of course, Sarah Palin can beat Obama, just
like we did in 2008, goddammit!"
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
"Mr. Erickson, a close aide to Sarah Palin describes you as
a 'total douchebag' and a 'greasy dumbass with a talent for
self-promotion'. Do you think CNN was aware of these
qualifications when you were hired to be a member of 'The
Best Political Team on Television'?"
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