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Showing posts with label Rick Perry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rick Perry. Show all posts
Monday, 18 July 2011
"I'm not ready to tell you that I'm ready
to announce that I'm in. But I'm getting
more and more comfortable every day
that this is what I've been called to do.
This is what America needs: more
indecision, more vacillation, more
hemming and hawing."
Friday, 15 July 2011
"I was called to the ministry at age 27. Today, the governor's
office is my pulpit, where God has put me at this time to do
his will. So I think that it's time for us to just hand the
government over to God and say, 'God, you're going to
have to fix this.'"
Thursday, 14 July 2011
"So what if polls out of Iowa show me at 2%!
Polls are meaningless!
People are meaningless!
I'm all that matters!"
Wednesday, 13 July 2011
Governor Rick Perry has declared August 6 as a Day of
Prayer and Fasting. In order to keep the world in proper
balance, Fearguth hereby declares August 6 to be a Day
of Feasting and Merrymaking.
Tuesday, 28 June 2011
Governor Perry Applauds Himself for Leading Texas to
Whatever Lies Beneath the Bottom of Health Care
Friday, 24 June 2011
Governor Perry's Tone Deafness with Latinos Blamed on
Immoderate Consumption of Shotsicles Made from Ay,
Chihuahua! Sotol, the Mexican Equivalent of
White Lightning
Wednesday, 15 June 2011
Texas Governor's Secret Strategy for Bagging GOP
Presidential Nomination Exposed
Friday, 10 June 2011
The thrill of Governor Perry's call for a national day of fasting
and prayer was written all over their faces.
Sunday, 29 May 2011
Saturday, 28 May 2011
"A guy walks into a crowded bar and announces that he's
got a terrific Aggie joke to tell. But before he can start,
Rick Perry says, 'Hold it right there, buddy! I'm an
Aggie!' And the guy says, 'Okay, I'll tell it very, very
slowly'."
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Texas Strangler Still at Large; "Stay in Your Homes,"
Authorities Warn
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