Showing posts with label Florida. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Florida. Show all posts

Monday, 25 July 2011

Florida Man Wins Hemingway Look-Alike
Contest, Suffers Mysterious Groin Injury

Friday, 22 July 2011

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #55
Look Back in Anger 4:  Allen West Leaves the Plantation

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Allen West, 'the Pride of Plantation, Florida', Sez: "I have
been called an Uncle Tom, a sell-out Oreo, a bitch-
slapping pimp. And you know, I’m the threat because
I’m the guy that got off their 21st-century plantation,
and they cannot afford to have a strong voice such
 as mine out there, reverberating and resonating
across this country.”

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Allen West, the Reverse-Inverse Racist, Sez:  "I must confess,
when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I
recognize them as a threat to the gene pool."

Wildlife Tip #8
Don't waste your time trying to spot manatees at Tea
Parties, especially those attended by Edna Mattos.

Monday, 18 July 2011

Mike Haridopolos Drops Out of Florida Senate Race;
Republican Party in Mourning; Governor Scott to Be
Flown at Half-Staff

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

"Thank you, Florida, for my 29% job
approval rating!  If it weren't for you, it
might be even lower!  Thank you, thank
you, thank you!"

Sunday, 22 May 2011

Florida Accidentally Bans Sex; Definition of 'Animal' in Anti-
Bestiality Law as 'Every Living Dumb Creature' Fits
Many Floridians to a Tee

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