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Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Thursday, 28 July 2011
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
"You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me
that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and
terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now
what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god! Just
don't make me watch The Undefeated again!"
Monday, 25 July 2011
After bringing in only $24,000 on 14 screens---that's
$1,714 per screen---during its second week of release, the
Sarah Palin hagiomentary is having its title changed from
The Undefeated to Unconditional Surrender.
Sunday, 24 July 2011
Friday, 22 July 2011
"Mr. Chapman, if Major Dutch Schaefer
were to tell you, as he once did the
Predator, 'You're one ugly mother-
fucker!', how would you react? Would
you start with pepper spray and then
move on to 'Profit-Driven Peacockery',
or vice-versa?"
Wednesday, 20 July 2011
"OK, mate, I confess! It was I who stole the forbidden
Tana leaves."
Monday, 18 July 2011
"Well, Holmes, the departure of Sir Paul Stephenson as
head of Scotland Yard will improve Inspector Lestrade's
chances for promotion, wouldn't you think?"
In his later years, even Rupert Murdoch's best friends called
him 'Brainbug'.
Sunday, 17 July 2011
It makes sense to say, "Harry Potter 'grossed' $91
million on Friday." But does it make sense to say,
"The Undefeated 'grossed' $29,000 on Friday?"
Arrested Development, Starring Rebekah Brooks, to Be
Released in 2012
Saturday, 16 July 2011
Teabagger William Temple Just Moments Before Being
Atomized by Imperial Death Star
Friday, 15 July 2011
Thursday, 14 July 2011
"Hello, Mr. Gladney? This is Whiplash Willie Gingrich.
We need to talk."
Kenneth Gladney to Play Role of Harry Hinkle in Remake
of The Fortune Cookie
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
Would you like to see Nikki Haley's
'Governor's Report Card'? About as
much as you'd like to see the bubble
gum stuck under the seat at your local
cinema multiplex? Thought so.
Wednesday, 29 June 2011
Sunday, 26 June 2011
Michele Bachmann Boasts of Having a 'Titanium Spine',
Just Like a Skynet Robot
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