Showing posts with label Michele Bachmann. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michele Bachmann. Show all posts

Thursday, 28 July 2011

"O Lord, You are the Master of the Universe, You are the
Author and Finisher of our Faith, You are the Alpha and the
Omega, the Beginning and the End, Creator God, True
God, Almighty God, Everlasting Father, You are the
Great Most High. Lord, I thank You for what You have
done for this teabag and for how You are going to
expand it from single serve to family size."

Bradlee Dean Sues Rachel Maddow for $50 Million, Needs
the Money to Hire Tamara Robertson, Hair Stylist and
 Makeup Artist for Michele Bachmann and Fox News

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Since she announced her candidacy for the Republican
presidential nomination a little over a month ago,
Michele Bachmann has spent $4,700 on hair and
makeup.  Even John Edwards was shocked when
he heard this.

Monday, 25 July 2011

Bachmann Finally Fires Back at Pawlenty

Friday, 22 July 2011

Joan of Fark

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

"Not tonight, Marcus, I have a headache!"

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Michele Bachmann Blames Her Chronic
Migraines on Ill-Fitting Shoes

Sunday, 17 July 2011

Marcus and Michele Bachmann Leave Salem Evangelical
Lutheran Church Just in the Nick of Time

Thursday, 14 July 2011

The Look on Michele Bachmann's Face
Right Before She Said, "Choot-spa!"

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Gin and Tacos writes:  "If Marcus Bachmann was any more of
a queen, he would be on British money. That guy could not be
any gayer if he shot rainbows out of his open palms like some
kind of Spider Man."

The Bachmanns react.

Monday, 11 July 2011

Of course, if it came down to either Michele Bachmann or
Nancy Grace for President . . . .

Sunday, 10 July 2011

Achtung!  Bachmann, Santorum Sign Pledge
to Strengthen Families

Thursday, 7 July 2011

"Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies."

In football, this is known as the 'Single Wingnut Formation'.

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Our ancestors would have said,
"Michele Bachmann is 'Bat
Guano Crazy'."
We say, "Michele Bachman is
'Batshit Crazy'."
Saves two syllables. 
That's progress.

Wednesday, 29 June 2011

Gaffer (Male)

Gaffer (Female)

"Michele's Magical History Tour is coming to take you away,
Coming to take you away.
Michele's Magical History Tour is dying to take you away,
Dying to take you away, take you away."

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Is Mark McKinnon crazy to think you are crazy if you
think Michele Bachmann is crazy?  Yup. 

Monday, 27 June 2011

While receiving messages from God, Michele
Bachmann's hands function as antennae.

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Michele Bachmann Boasts of Having a 'Titanium Spine',
Just Like a Skynet Robot

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