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Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts
Wednesday, 27 July 2011
The Trinidad Scorpion Butch Taylor chili pepper
measures a mighty 1,463,700 on the Scoville
heat unit scale compared to around 3,500 for
the humble Jalapeño. Here's a way to settle
the debt ceiling debate: representatives of each
side of the issue---let's say Obama, Boehner, and
DeMint---will masticate one of these suckers whole.
He who is left standing wins the debate. If no one
is left standing, three more representatives
will be chosen. And so on.
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
"If the GOP wants to ensure that President
Obama isn't reelected, all it has to do is not
make any deals with Democrats and default
on August 2. My companies have defaulted
four times---in 1991, 1992, 2004, and 2009---
and look what it's done for me!"
Monday, 25 July 2011
If you ever run short of reasons for being an atheist, you might
consider enrolling in King's College and listening to President
Dinesh D'Souza lecture on the vehement anti-colonialism and
unique villainy of Barack Obama.
President Obama Forced to Cancel Two Political Fundraising
Appearances Because of the Debt Ceiling Impasse;
National Day of Mourning Declared
Friday, 22 July 2011
"I was just wondering if you had anything a little less white
in your Robert Stacy McCain Vintage Home Furnishings
Collection."
Tuesday, 19 July 2011
Sunday, 17 July 2011
When President Obama said the other day, "I'm going
to be turning 50 in a week," that was a mistake. He
should have said, "I'm going to be turning 60 in
three weeks."
Friday, 15 July 2011
Wednesday, 13 July 2011
Disinterested Philanthropists Donate $86 Million to
Obama's Re-Election Campaign and the DNC in the
Second Quarter of 2011
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
Sunday, 10 July 2011
Wednesday, 6 July 2011
President Obama Sez: "I Misunderestimated the
Magnitude of the Recession"
Saturday, 25 June 2011
"Obama," Newt Gingrich says, "is the most serious radical
threat to traditional America ever to occupy the White House."
If what Newt says were only true!
Monday, 20 June 2011
Fourteen million Americans say watching John Boehner and
Barack Obama play golf helps keep their minds off the fact
that they're unemployed.
Wednesday, 15 June 2011
What? The United States was fighting wars in only
Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Libya, and Yemen? That's
only five wars at one time! He had his heart set on SIX
before finally being wrinkled to death. Was President
Peace Prize going to let him down?
Sunday, 29 May 2011
"Of course, Sarah Palin can beat Obama, just
like we did in 2008, goddammit!"
"Governor Daniels, could you have beaten President Obama
in 2012?"
"Yes, I think so. I mean, no one can know."
"If no one can know, Governor, why do you think so?"
Monday, 23 May 2011
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