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Showing posts with label John Boehner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Boehner. Show all posts
Wednesday, 27 July 2011
When he heard John Boehner say, "Get your ass in line!"
the old man said, "I fart in your general direction."
The Trinidad Scorpion Butch Taylor chili pepper
measures a mighty 1,463,700 on the Scoville
heat unit scale compared to around 3,500 for
the humble Jalapeño. Here's a way to settle
the debt ceiling debate: representatives of each
side of the issue---let's say Obama, Boehner, and
DeMint---will masticate one of these suckers whole.
He who is left standing wins the debate. If no one
is left standing, three more representatives
will be chosen. And so on.
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
Sunday, 24 July 2011
Monday, 20 June 2011
Fourteen million Americans say watching John Boehner and
Barack Obama play golf helps keep their minds off the fact
that they're unemployed.
Friday, 17 June 2011
"I learn something new every day. Last week, for instance,
I learned that this gesture is called 'UFIA', which means,
'Unsolicited Finger in the Anus'. Unless you're a member
of the GOP, you really can't imagine how useful it is."
Jay Carney, President Obama's Press Secretary, Hospitalized
After Suffering Inquinal Hernia from Laughing Too Hard at
Speaker Boehner's Best Weiner Joke
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