Comrades! The hateful BPP are holding a demo in Leeds against gangsta rap cds. They claim that the cds are racist because they call for whites to be killed. This is nonsense. Rap is an art form, and anyway whites who don't conform to the great ANaL deserve to be butchered.
On the 18th October, the ANaL will be holding a demo against these foul beasts. We will have our comrades from Class Wart and AFFE in attendance. I will be stealing a Volvo to pick everyone up. Actually its my brother's Volvo but he's working nights so he won't miss it - that will teach him for joining the enemy and getting a job. Class Wart can sit in the front seat, but I must insist AFFE goes in the back with the dog due to his alternative hygiene. I've got a scented muzzle for the hound so he should be ok. No offence Af!
The plan is that we will meet outside HMV, bash the fash, then march on Holbeck Police Station. Our superior intellects and courageous fight for rap artists will inspire the plebs of Leeds to march with us. We will direct them to attack the Police and bring about revolution in the city. Our comrades in Sheffield will then arrive to take charge of the situation. Yes comrades, it will be our long awaited Red October.
If Socialite Unity want to come, they can squeeze in the boot. See you on the 18th brave Class Warriors!
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Update: Bad news I'm afraid, Class Wart won't be able to come. His Mum has grounded him for trying to untoilet-train the dog. She is such a capitalist bitch. We wish him success in breaking the poor dog's social conditioning. He pledges to join us on Monday when the revolutionary government is installed. He'll be with about 1pm, but keep that to yourselves as he's supposed to be having a PE lesson.
