Comrades! Following our highly successful defence of gangsta rap, we have decided to tackle the issue of Folk Music. We will be leaving our secret workers headquarters in Yeadon tonight to confront the purveyors of this evil music. We have been reliably informed that the Grove Inn, in Leeds city centre, regularly hosts folk music events. This is unacceptable.
We will be meeting at the railway station before going to physically confront the folk crowd. Hey Nonny Nonny is code for Sieg Heil. Sid from Adel says so and he knows everything about music. Those who listen to Folk are Natsis. Of course they are. If they weren't, they'd be listening to R&B.
We believe that everyone should be allowed to listen to whatever they want, but Folk is beyond the pale. Folk is an expression of Englishness. It is racism in music. Join us tonight and help us beat the fash out of Leeds. Peace out.
