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Tuesday, 30 September 2008
Comrades! Our long struggle to power has had a set back. BBC Radio Leeds regularly has Chris Banbury, editor of the Socialist Worker, as a guest on the Liz Green Live show (aired weekdays between 12 and 2pm). Liz even asks for callers to text in on 07786202924 to ask Chris questions. This could seriously hurt our image as a party of the workers.
The Socialist Workers Party is our parent organisation. We in the Anti Natsi League owe our masters allegiance. It is they who provide our attractive lolly pops for bashing over the heads of the fash. They are the ones who work in big city banks and have to endure the hardship of being at the very heart of the capitalist system, earning buckets of filthy money. They have to sacrifice a lot in order to undermine the evil white society. Imagine how it must hurt to see copies of Socialist Worker in WH Smith and other capitalist shops, especially as they won't touch Nationalist material for fear of offeding the establishment.
The BBC are clearly a gang of anti-Semites for putting the leadership of the SWP in this position. Today of all days, as we celebrate Rosh Hashanah, the evil BBC have betrayed their Zionist masters. No longer will we say BBC: Beloved Bolshevik Conspirators. We say to BBC Leeds, desist in making the SWP appear to be part of the system. You are hurting our revolutionary credentials. If you persist, the great unwashed students who make up the ANaL rank and file, will abandon us for more revolutionary organisations such as the Liberal Democrats...
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