Comrades. As many of you will know, I have recently moved from Golders Green, London to Hebden Bridge, Yorkshire. I moved to be in a more socially mixed area. Hebden Bridge is a place of great diversity, with many London Lesbians adding to the character of the town. At the weekend I began exploring the area. I have always admired the multicultural town of Bradford, so I set off eastwards from Hebden Bridge to explore this beacon of diversity.
I had seen advertised a performance of the Black Dyke Brass Band. I've never seen a Brass Band, although I have danced to many Steel Bands in London. I was expecting that the Brass Bands of the North would be a provincial variation on the Steel Bands of London. To my disgust I discovered that far from using Steel oil drums to make music as an expression of the soul of the tribal people of Africa, these Brass Bands are nothing less than the wind section of classical orchestras. They are the very embodiment of the evil white society which oppresses the ethnic peoples of the world. These so-called musical outpourings are offensive to everyone who is fighting for global equality against the tyranny of the Natural Society of Europe.
What I found even more disgusting was that the Black Dyke 'Brass' Band was made up of local Yorkshire men and women, not one of whom was from a minority and as far as I could tell, they were all heterosexual. Not a single purple Doc Marten boot in sight!
How dare these beasts put on their displays of European culture? How dare they, in twenty first century West Yorkshire, arrogantly parade their sickening whiteness? These monsters are PROUD of their heritage and their identity. They, and people like them, are tied to the English past, not to the global future.
Stop the Natsis. Silence the Black Dyke Brass Band.
