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Showing posts with label The Unexpurgated Bible. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Unexpurgated Bible. Show all posts
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
The Unexpurgated Bible #57
Then the day came when Jesus turned wine into water.
And his parched disciples marvelled at a miracle that
was so utilitarian.
Monday, 13 June 2011
The Unexpurgated Bible #56
And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, "Behold, Esau my
brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man." And
Rebekah said unto him, "You may be smooth, my son,
but you ain't none too bright!"
Sunday, 29 May 2011
The Unexpurgated Bible #55
And the Serpent said unto Eve, "Sometimes a tongue is just
a tongue! Why do you always have to drag sex into it?"
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