The Anti Natsi League has a policy of not speaking to anyone who might not agree with them. It is with great pleasure that Satan's Satire is able to announce an historic interview with the esteemed gentlemen of ANaL, the text of which shall be reproduced below.
SS: Thank you for agreeing to this interview.
ANaL: Yeah, whatever
SS: The Anti Natsi League are known for having a policy of not sharing a platform with 'Natsis' - why the change of heart?
ANaL: Its a matter of principle.
SS: What principle exactly?
ANaL: Well, what it is right, is I got a load of ketamine on tick and some thieving junky nicked it before I could flog it.
SS: I don't understand. How is that a matter of principle?
ANaL: My dealer, Kweiziugug, said he'd shove some barbed wire up my arse if I didn't pay him. I don't like talking to fash, but at least this way I can shit straight.
SS: That's a joke, I take it?
ANal: Look mate, you don't live in my world. You clean-living freaks don't have to cope with the reality of life in the streets. It ain't no joke mate, Kweiziugug is one scary geezer.
SS: I thought you lived in Yeadon? Hardly the ghetto is it.
ANaL: I came here to talk politics. Just 'cos I live in a nice part of town don't make me any less working class, alright?
SS: Working-class? You do realise that these stereotypical labels are just Masonic tools to divide the people. How can you espouse unity if you reject an entire section of your people?
ANaL: Eh? Er, Smash the fash innit.
To be continued.....
